MITCHMATIC - WHY DON’T YOU KNOW?
Why don’t you know??? WHY don’t YOU know!?! A really fun song about being clueless! Clever soundbites mixed into the Rap. Is it Rap? I don’t know. I know you think I should know being a music critic and all, but I don’t know. I would probably like it even more if I knew. Too bad you can’t look at me through the [computer] screen and see my thoughts being arrested by this question. Oh well, I’ll just sit on the porch and wait and see. Dontcha know?
Dadfork Rating: 4/5
[Update: Mitch (@mitchmatic) tweeted a reply to the review — “@kslininger what can anyone really know?”)
I am so obsessed with this song for no good reason.